✦ AI ASSISTANTS — WITH A NAME, A FACE, A POINT OF VIEW

The AI assistant
you'll actually
want to text.

EA is an AI executive assistant designed as a character — name, face, voice, way of doing things. Not a chatbot. Not a workflow. An assistant you'll get attached to.

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01 · THE LINEUP

Design your dream EA.
Or start with one of ours.

Six AI personas, each with their own writing style and way of working. Pick one and shape it, or build a custom assistant from scratch.

Margot

Margot

THE WARM ONE

"I'll handle the showings. You just pick the playlist."

Theo

Theo

THE SHARP ONE

"okay so — what if we don't reply until Monday?"

Ines

Ines

THE PLAYFUL ONE

"Tell them yes. We'll figure out the rest over coffee."

Sam

Sam

THE SWEET ONE

"Your 3pm is running 10 late. Coffee while you wait?"

Cole

Cole

THE HYPE ONE

"BIG news on the offer — call me when you're free."

Robin

Robin

THE THOUGHTFUL ONE

"Let me think about this for a second… what's the actual goal?"

02 · A DAY WITH YOUR EA

They write the way you'd want to read.

Theo
ONLINE
hey — the offer? they came back. 2% over ask, 30-day close.
pulled comps. you'll want to see slide 3.
still on for 3?
Margot
ONLINE
Good morning. Three showings today — Pacific Heights moved to 2pm.
I confirmed your 4pm and held 20 minutes for the drive.
Tea's on. Shall we run through the week?
Ines
ONLINE
They emailed back. They like you.
Of course they do. Want me to draft a yes?
Also — your 7pm is fancy. Wear the navy.
03 · HOW IT WORKS

Get started in 30 minutes or less.

STEP 01

Pick your EA

Six characters, one of them is yours. They'll introduce themselves, you decide if you click. Switch any time — no awkwardness.

STEP 02

Plug in your tools

Calendar, email, CRM, docs. Your EA gets to work the way a real assistant would on day one — by reading first, not asking.

STEP 03

Talk like a person

Text, voice, email — they pick up on cues, follow up without prompting, and remember how you like things. Forever.

04 · BUILT FOR

The work that doesn't fit in a workflow.

REAL ESTATE

Showings, follow-ups, comps, and the offer dance — handled while you drive.

TECH & STARTUPS

Inbox triage, fundraise prep, candidate scheduling. Answers like a chief of staff would.

CONSULTING

Deck QA, client comms, expense receipts. Knows which slide will get killed.

"I forgot Robin was an AI. Then I realized I didn't care."
◆ JORDAN H. — PARTNER, BRIDGEPORT VC
✦ LIMITED ALPHA · INVITE ONLY

Request a link.

We're letting people in slowly while we get the rough edges off. Drop your email and we'll send install instructions when there's room.

NO SPAM · ONE EMAIL WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN
05 · INSTALL
COMING SOON

We're polishing
the rough edges.

EA is built on top of Claude Code, with local models doing the heavy lifting so your bills don't spike. Your data stays on your machine. Install instructions are coming — get on the list and we'll send them when there's room.

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✦ MIT LICENSE · NO TELEMETRY · CLAUDE CODE + LOCAL MODELS
✦ WHAT YOU'LL NEED
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Claude Max· SUBSCRIPTION

EA runs on Claude Code under the hood. A Max plan keeps the agent loop running without rate-limit pauses mid-task.

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24 GB Mac· HARDWARE

Apple Silicon with at least 24 GB of unified memory. Local models handle the routine stuff so your bills don't spike.

HEADS UP — IF YOU'RE ON AN INTEL MAC OR WINDOWS, SIT TIGHT. WE'LL GET THERE.
06 · FAQ

Things you're probably wondering.

Is my EA the same person every time?

Yes. You hire one EA and that's who shows up — same name, same face, same way of writing. They remember your preferences and history forever.

What if we don't click?

Switch to a different EA any time, no awkward conversation required. Your data and history come along — they'll catch up by reading, not asking.

Are these real people?

No — every EA is an AI character. The faces, names, and personalities are designed so they feel like a real teammate, but you're talking to software. We're upfront about that.

How do you handle privacy?

Your EA only sees what you connect. SOC 2 Type II, encrypted at rest and in transit, and you can wipe your data — and your EA's memory of you — at any time.